>> 10/15/2009

Are You A Procrasturbater?

Filed under: — lauren @ 12:00 am
Kozyndan   [Frisky] In this week’s Savage Love column, a guy (for convenience, I’m assuming it was a dude, but it could have been a woman) wrote in saying he’d coined the clever term “procrasturbation” and wanted help getting it into dictionaries. Procrasturbation, he explained, means “to waste time by pleasuring yourself.” He said he wrote Merriam-Webster back in 2004 about having the word included in their dictionary, but was told:

“Your coinage is clever, but I’m afraid that cleverness is not the criterion on which a word is entered into our dictionaries … For ‘procrasturbate’ to be entered, it will need to appear in a number of well-read print sources for a good number of years. When we’ve collected enough citations for the word, we will enter it into our dictionary.”

Via: The Frisky

Image: “The Luchador” - pencil and digital, 2004.
Via: kozyndan.com

2 Comments »

pleasuring yourself is never a waste of time!

Comment by Folly — 10/18/2009 @ 6:01 pm

I spend a significant portion of my life doing this. Laf.

Comment by _gethsemane_ — 10/19/2009 @ 7:17 pm

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